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• 2019-01-12

  sahania:

  

  (via nico-the-weirdo)

  Source: sahania

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  officialunitedstates:

  justnerdyofficial:

  officialunitedstates:

  She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.
  

  okay?

  This isn’t about you.  Mind your business
  

  (via jpgsaldana)

  Source: officialunitedstates

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  (via nico-the-weirdo)

  Source: corsolanite

• 2019-01-11

  oystersaintforme:

  pacmantrinity:

  identificat:

  spar-kie:

  wrexingdrew:

  regbian:

  clownings:

  worldsworstfather:

  the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

  hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

  

  alignment chart

  

  

  

  

  she does not FUCK
  

  Honestly this Margaret Thatcher post appeared on my dashboard directly under the last Margaret Thatcher post I reblogged…….and they were reblogged by 2 diff blogs I follow…..?! is she the new meme

  Source: hexglyphs

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  oystersaintforme:

  maybe you would, Maggie, but some of us know how to take a fucking drink

  Source: theconquestofcornbread

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  biglawbear:

  the-ramenbirb:

  slab-o-meat:

  dykeonic:

  straight people will listen to somebody to love by queen and be like “i understand this” but my hot take is that they don’t and they never will

  for your consideration:

  

  Can I also add to this:

  

  All these takes are valid

  (via jpgsaldana)

  Source: dykeonic

• 2019-01-08

  feministism:

  

  

  

  

  

  (via gramyum)

  Source: feministism

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  goldensweetcheeks:

  

  It do be like that tho.

  (via jpgsaldana)

  Source: goldensweetcheeks

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  griffinmcelroyspisskink:

  i wonder how many “hey guys are super hot no homo tho hahaha” type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was talked about more often and not like… ignored and forgotten about

  (via nico-the-weirdo)

  Source: griffinmcelroyspisskink

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  silver-parvdise:

  be such a good soul that people crave your vibes.

  (via jpgsaldana)

  Source: silver-parvdise

• 2019-01-05

  

  themauvesoul:

  kansasjustgotgayer:

  I thought this was a movie theatre and I was like weird flex but okay

  Listen. It does not matter what kind of student u are. The minute u sit in the back u have no idea what’s going on and the minute u sit in front u suddenly ask every dumbass question that flits into ur brain. We are ruled by the Seats and it cannot be changed, only overcome.

  I feel roasted.
  

  (via saggy-and-sophisticated)

  Source: studentlifeproblems

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  otherpens:

  ally0mazing:

  Accurate

  this roast is so good it reached into the future and dragged movies that weren’t even in development yet
  

  (via saggy-and-sophisticated)

  Source: ally0mazing

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  You need to subpoena Grimes

  (via saggy-and-sophisticated)

  Source: holybooks

• 2019-01-03

  

  mystrothedefender:

  its nice to know that this is something that other people do too.

  (via saggy-and-sophisticated)

  Source: sarahseeandersen

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  aheartwithmanygenders:

  how bizarrely synchronistic. I compose about 99% of my music in Eminor or G major. huh.

  (via oystersaintforme)

  Source: aheartwithmanygenders