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Mar 1st

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I don’t know why I make an effort to develop relationships with people. I don’t understand them, and it’s an outdated social construct anyway. Just let me politely talk to the people in my classes and then go home and pretend nothing else exists besides sitcoms and cherry pepsi.

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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mysticmelodies: In my head, this is what love...

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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So lately I’ve been thinking that maybe people don’t suck, and I just don’t understand them. But no, people do suck, and I hate them. Two more days and I can spend an entire week interacting with next to no one.

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Something I've been thinking about lately

I’m considering taking a gap year and moving to Boston and working as a waiter or gas station attendant or both, just something to survive, and then doing the whole college thing a year from now. I mean, I love school and learning and the academic environment, but I feel like I want to just be for awhile in order to appreciate school more.

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Okay, I’m going to stop drinking soda for awhile.

Feb 28th

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Why am I awake right now?!

Feb 28th

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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”

– President Barack Obama (via arsvivendi)

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Pentecost just sent me an overly sassy reply to my request for make up work.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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“Never half ass two things — whole ass one thing.”

– Ron Swanson (via tydeezy)

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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a haiku about school

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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okay, done hatin’ on Santorum for the time being. It’s Totoro time.

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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“Every time I read an article about conservatives being “pro- life” I am reminded...”

– The ‘Safe, Legal, Rare’ Illusion - NYTimes.com YES. (via golden-notebook)

Feb 21st

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A text post in which James complains about social...

I want to be able to go to class and not freak out because there are more than four people in the room. I want to not feel my heart beat through my shirt whenever I have to talk to someone. I want to be able to converse normally with normal people. This sucks. I want to be back in bed.

Feb 20th

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